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| Born: |
30 June 1977, Fresno, CA, USA, Earth.
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| Live: |
Today, Right Now, San Francisco, CA, USA,
Earth. |
| Height: |
178 cm |
| Weight: |
79 kg |
| Hair (head): |
buzz-cut, brown-red |
| Hair (face): |
Variously mutating sideburns, red-brown
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| Hair (elsewhere): |
plentiful and unaltered, red-brown |
| Eyes: |
Blue, uncorrected |
| Handed: |
Right |
| Skin: |
Teutonic, lots of birthmarks, summer arm-and-neck
tans |
| Body: |
pudgier than I want to be, innie, circumcised,
medium-build, long-limbed, narrow-skulled, big-nosed. Your average
Anglo-Dutch-German-Russian mutt without a foreskin. |
| Clothes: |
black. Mid-price to discount. Baggy, layered,
button-up, cut-off. |
| Pants: |
34 w 34 l (XL). |
| Shirts: |
16.5 35/36 (XL). |
| Undergarments: |
briefs or boxer-briefs with baggy or formal
trousers. Freeball in jeans and tighter trousers. |
| Diet: |
Everything. Fast food, processed food,
fattening food. Occasional vegetable. |
| Favorite food: |
Greek. Falafel. Stuffed grape leaves.
Hummus. |
| Second favorite food: |
Mexican. Torta carnitas. Taco carne asada.
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| Drink: |
Socially, infrequently. |
| Favorite alcohol: |
Beer. Red. Newcastle. |
| Favorite liquor drink:
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Dry Bombay gin martini. Lime, no olive.
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| Favorite liquer drink:
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Red-headed hooker. |
| Occupation: |
Office toadie. |
| Career goal: |
Rich kept houseboy |
| Sexual preference: |
90% homosexual. |
| Types/Fetishes: |
stocky jocks (football, baseball, heavyweight
wrestlers), chubby Mexican boys with facial hair, butch goth boys,
chubby blue-collar-white-trash-red-necks. Fred Durst with his mouth
sewn up. Groups. Public stuff. |
| Unusual stuff: |
Drew Carrey fantasies. Lipstick lesbian
preoccupations. |
| Marital status: |
Married but flirty. |
| Free-time occupations:
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Online time-wasting. Live audience or
tele-audience diversions. |
| Schedule: |
Corporate slave. 8-5ish. More morning-person
than night-owl. |
| Exercise: |
Walk where I need to (hey, it's San Francisco),
sex, house-cleaning. |
| Surroundings: |
Black fabric. Black paint. Black carpet.
Black accessories. Compact fluorescent bulbs. Storage for everything.
Dusting where convenient, nick-nacks where inconvenient. |
| Vices: |
Coffee (Columbian dark), clove cigarettes,
porn, sushi, consumer electronics, masturbation, exhibitionism (look
at this site, fergawdsakes). |
| Health: |
hypertension (controlled with Accupril),
cholesterol, numerous skin annoyances, otherwise healthy. |
| Turn-offs: |
Drugs, excrement, pain, poor communicative
skills, head games, taking-sex-too-seriously. |
| Political/philosophical:
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Atheist, more right-leaning than left,
individualist, personal-responsibility junkie. |
| Housekeeping: |
Near-OCD level of organization. Clean
and tidy all-around. Shelved, not stacked. A place for everything
and everything in its place (until David starts smacking me around).
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| Obsessions: |
Good communication. Future-oriented. Organizing
my collections/possessions. Avoiding crowds. Analyzing my life.
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